I guess a little about myself. I am awesome and you're not.
So last night I got drunk. I mean so very drunk. I only remember half of the stuff that I did. My buds had to pretty much tell me what happened. They thought it was strange that I was asking them so many questions so I told them the strangest part about the whole situation. I woke up without a hangover. This means that I either have a healing factor for alcohol or my liver finally gave up metabolizing the alcohol and I should go see a doctor ASAP.
I wonder how many times she got punched in the face?
Her: “Wanna see something cool?”
It was around this part I jumped out of my seat like a child and yelled out “GODZILLA! YEEEAAAHHHH!”
I don’t do many of these since I never know what I’m going write. So I will write the first thing that comes to mind… Bacon avocado burger.